Reposted from Open Source Catholic:
A few weeks back, after finishing a full day of swimming in PHP, HTML and CSS, I was pondering the great mystery of human existence, but probably had a little too much to drink. The result?
You can buy the design on the following products (via Zazzle):
Would you like the design on anything else? I could do a mug, or socks, or anything else in Zazzle's catalog...
Alternatively, can you think of a way to code this better? ;-)
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The meaning: in PHP, there are 'Global' variables which exist at pretty much any time, across the entire system, and they're referred to in all-caps. In the 'system' of life, GOD is a constant, 'global' variable.
If God is not defined—if he doesn't exist—all creation would cease to exist, because God holds creation in existence! Therefore, we would 'die()'.
else { // God exists
while ($breathing) {
$me .= $Jesus;
echo $me;
}
if ($me LIKE $Jesus) {
while (God==Love) { // eternal life
echo 'Happiness';
}
}
else {
while (0!=1) { // eternal death
die();
}
}
}
I'm sure that could be expressed better...but it's late. :-)
^ like.
Or the command line approach:
1:God@universe# fiat --luxHello World!
2:God@universe#