The Most Intimidating Lamps You've Ever Seen
I don't think I would mess around in someone's home if I noticed these guys lighting up the place. I imagine if someone could afford a solid gold lamp in the shape of an M4 Carbine, a Glock, or an MP5, they could probably afford to hire a guard carrying the same to shoot anyone attempting robbery.
(Somewhere near Rockafeller Center, NY; image taken with a Canon PowerShot G11).